Muscatine

Ned.....He's that feller that goes straight awhile, then turns left, and then goes straight again, and then turns left, and keeps on a'doin that 'til somebody waves a black and white flag and makes 'em stop.

  Oh, I see. He drives as fast as he can for hundreds of miles---in a circle. And they call ME crazy.

Ohhhh....That's what Nascar is, and I thought I was the blond LOL

  FOR CRYING OUT LOUD...  My husband, son & many of my relatives watch these races with  BAITED BREATH! 

  My sister & I keep wondering...WHY IN THE WORLD do you all keep being fans of men that CANNOT FIND THAT FRIGGIN' EXIT SIGN, TURN AFTER TURN, AFTER TURN! 

  For crying out loud, these men are making lots of money & not one of them have learned that, E-X-I-T... means, "GET OFF THE TRACK, DUMMY"!    We get it, just don't understand you goofy guys!    LOL!