Muscatine

 

 

He's missing in action. Has anyone heard from him? I worry about the geezer.

 

 

  He'll be on in a day or so. He went to a conspiracy convention to see what they are like and to see you. The light reflecting off all the tin foil caps and suits being worn caused him severe eye strain. He's gotta stay in a dark room for awhile.

The republicans are putting on that conspiracy convention again? I remember reading about those. Back in 2004 they were still talking about the conspiracies of Iraq's nuclear weapons... the ones that were teleported to russia somehow, you know. Now apparently it's something other than the Iraq conflicts that are raising oil prices (granted, there ARE other reasons, though). Oh, and I remember the conspiracy still going on that most of our money is not going to China, so trade deals that don't encourage better human rights are a good idea or something. And the theory that more fuel efficient cars are not a good idea. Hmm... yeah, they're getting less popular those conventions.

Some of us aren't on vacation this week. Some of us really work for a living too. Some of us have to travel for that work. Such is life...but you already knew that.