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Today, I recieved news that my one true love, Scarlett Johansson, is engaged How could Scarlett do this to me? After all the proposals I sent her, all the nude photos of me I sent. And she lets me find out by TV news. If anyone wants me, I'll be locked in my bathroom with a case of bud and two bottles of JD. |
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 AAARRGHHH! Why scarlett, why? |
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Isn't there something more interesting you could talk abut instead of what you say?
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Isn't there something more interesting you could talk abut instead of what you say?
______________________ Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it. |
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