I. Thou shalt talk about Christian principles, but not live by them.
II. Thou shalt attack opponents personally when you can't win on policies.
III. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, but be in favor of the death penalty.
IV. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, and put guns in the hands of school
children.
V. Thou shalt give lip service to democracy while taking away civil
liberties.
VI. Profit is the Lord Thy God, thou shalt not put the people's interest
above those of your corporate contributors.
VII. Thou shalt make sure fetuses have health coverage, but leave children
and babies behind.
VIII. Thou shalt bear false witness against your opponents and liberals, and
demonize them.
IX. Thou shalt run on a moderate platform, then enact right-wing policies as
soon as possible.
X. Thou shalt call the media liberal, so that people forget that the media
is owned by corporations with a conservative fiscal agenda.
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Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
That's right, I said it.
