Muscatine

I know what you mean Nedl.

 I lurk 99% of the time and when I do post, I get flamed by an individule who has 2 screen names or cut down.

 Funny thing tho, the folks who do that don't realize that I know 3 of the 5 persons PERSONALLY as I went to school with 2 and worked with 1 at a past job.

If they only THINK they know me.

Yeah, multiple usernames used to bug the crap outa me. Fighting back only got me banned. I think I hold the record for number of times banned.

Now, I'm just nedl and I grew a thicker skin. My don't give a f**k attitude is stronger than ever.

Jesus Is Watching You
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,
looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack,
when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is
watching you."
 
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and
froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit; he shook his head and
continued working.  Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

 
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice.  Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
beam came to rest on a parrot.
 
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
 
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you
that he's watching you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh?  Who in the world are you?"
 
"Moses," replied the bird.
 
"Moses?" the burglar laughed.   "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?"
 
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus." 
 

Have any of you been down to the riverfront to check on our clam god??   Hope he hasn't floated away.....