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Just had to share thi! Too FUNNY!

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It was fun being a baby boomer... until  now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers:


They include:

Herman's  Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I  Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now !

Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.
The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of  Hair.

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney  Stone.

Abba --- Denture  Queen!

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore!

Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too!

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again!

 

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