Ronnie Johnny McBu**** appearing at a Repub Junk food outlet this fall The same old burgers, fries, shakes and foreign and domestic policy will be sold this fall to gullible consumers in the Republican Presidential Franchises calling themselves, Johnny McBu****.
Originally the Johnny McC restaurants offered a change of pace from the same old McBu**** but consumers rejected the straight-talk burger for the McBu**** recycled horse pucks on Condoleezza Rice cakes.
Business watchers thought that both junk food dumps were headed down the drain. But a merger of the garbage snack outlets has produced a somewhat clever and attractive product.
US consumers have participated in preliminary taste tests and surprisingly few can tell that the Johnny McBu**** is the same old horse****. They tell testers that you can hardly taste the waste from 4,000 dead soldiers. Others reported that the half-baked fries had very little recession after taste unlike the fried economy potatoes at McBu****s.
Consumer scientists are questioning the discernment of the American voter. One popular theory is that the exotic competition from the Demagogue Inc franchises with their Indonesian-Hawaiian soul food and the Arkansas Chi-Dog with pickles, relish, mustard, NYC onions and rancor are just too much for Americans raised on two generations of McBu****.
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