Muscatine

Does Iowa need 99 counties?

99 counties means 99 sets of government, sheriffs, board of supervisors, etc.

Maybe we could save ourself some tax money if we had say 50 or 40.

Thoughts???

We need 'em so we can sing this song.

99 counties in I-O-way

99 counties in all

If one of those counties should go away

98 counties are left.

98 counties in I-O-way

98 counties are left-

ETC.

Are you subconsciously suggesting that we start brewing our own beers and offer 99 Iowa versions?

I was just wondering if the hicks from the sticks could figure out how to do it with fewer.