Police Quotes
- "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
- "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
- "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
- "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
- "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now
- we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
- "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
- "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
- "In God we trust, all others are suspects."
