Muscatine

The Democratic party has anounced that they are changing their symbol from the donkey to a condom. The party now realizes that the condom more accuratelly reflects their political stance.

A concom halts production, allows for inflation,destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pri*%#,and gives you a sense of security while you are being scre%##.

Herman 

You just described GW's administration.

Only he's too stupid to give us a sense of security while we're being screwed.

And what is a concom? Would it be a rubber you can communicate with/through? Does it have net access?

Man, I hope it's wireless.