Muscatine

Gonna Be a Bear

  In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.   When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that!   

  Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

  When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.  

  If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business! You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

  SWAT!    SWAT!    SWAT!  (That felt goooooood!)!  !

  If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

  Yup, gonna be a bear!

  Thanks for the laff this morn. Yesterday was a social disaster for me. Now, there's hope for today.

                                    

Sounds good to me I think I will do that too!

Thanks for that!!  I printed it and hung it by my desk!!

Always said I wanted to be a bear cuz I hate winter and wanted to hibernate....now I know I really want to be a bear...