Muscatine

March 5, 2008

Top 10 reasons Obama Won?t Become Hillary?s Veep
10. Doesn?t have the legs for the maid outfit.
9. Too claustrophobic to spend four years chained to the wall in the White House basement.
8. Can?t afford to lose any more of Michelle?s respect.
7. Unnerved by Hillary?s constant viewing of ?Mandingo?.
6. Doesn?t want to have to drag Bill out of strip clubs.
5. ?What wine goes with a double whopper and cheese??
4. Will lose his spot on the UFO when it comes to take him and his followers to Venus.
3. Hillary?s threatened to take away his Wii.
2. Doesn?t want to be held responsible when newsroom at MSNBC commits mass suicide.
And the number one reason Obama won?t become Hillary?s Veep:


1. Sick of trying to convince her he CAN eat Bacon.

 

Top 10 Reasons Hillary Won?t Become Obama?s Veep
10. Can?t understand why he keeps sending back the case of Malt Liquor 40?s she gave him.
9. Sick of Michelle?s constant offer to take her clothes shopping.
8. Can?t remember what direction Mecca is.
7. Scared of Pit Bulls.
6. Still convinced the Super Delegates like candles and hot oil rubs more than ambassadorships.
5. Frightened that David Shuster?s Chelsea comment will be taken literally.
4. Exhausted keeping Bill away from Michelle at social events.
3. Wants to punch Al Gore?s smirk right through his g*damn face.
2. ?Y?all could be a lot of fun if you only loosen up a bit, honey.?


And the number one reason Hillary won?t become Obama?s Veep:

1. Sick and tired of having to hang all the mirrors in the Oval Office back up on the wall