Muscatine

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the
world.

After her talk she offers a question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions: "First - whatever happened to the medical
health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight
years in the office as President?
"Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
"Third - In your book you said you didn't know your husband was having
an affair. Why would we ever want to put you in charge of our nation's
security if you can't figure that out? Or were you just lying about not
knowing?

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids
that they will continue after recess.

When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right,
question time.

Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks
him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions: "First - whatever happened to the medical health
care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in
the office as President?
"Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the
office?
"Third - In your book you said you didn't know your husband was having
an affair. Why would we ever want to put you in charge of our nation's
security if you can't figure that out? Or were you just lying about not
knowing?
"Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
"Fifth - Where's Kenneth?"

Uh, I recall this may have been a conversation about the Kennedy's as well. Mary Jo Kopechne......at the bridge of Chappaquidic or maybe no one remembers.

okay, here's a long one. A priest wanted a clone of himself to carry the priest tradition on. However, the clone was a womanizer among "other" things. The good priest decided to take his clone out to Wild Cat Den and dipose of his clone. The priest pushed the clone over a cliff and kill him. However, there were witnesses and the priest was arrested for..........making an obscene clone fall..........

That joke should be locked up like the previous mayor of Wilton (or maybe longer).