Muscatine

Is there such a thing? If I had to do my life over, I would like to be a part of the planning from the time I was born. I think this way might be better for some if not all of us. What do you think?

My Next Life


I want to live my next life backwards!


You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.


Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.


When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend

several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.


When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.


You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon

you're too young to work.


So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.


As you get even younger, you become a kid again.


You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.


In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.


You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like

conditions: central heating, room service on tap.


Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

do you really...........

want to live your life backwards? WOW, how about conception!?!??!???!

fyi2

To answer your question, I would say no. I have found that everything I have done in life is pretty much the way I intended it. I have messed up many times but would not want to have a second chance to change anything. I might find myself in a bigger mess. I have a birthday coming up and I am feeling good about everything. I hope all my neighbors are feeling good about their lives also. To start life as an old person and finally end in an orgasm just is not me. Thought others might think it feasible though. Thanks for asking and this is ''for your information'' but you may share it with others also.