''I knew the romance was dead when I drank champagne from the old girl's slipper and choked on a Dr. Scholl's foot pad.''
PS. My romance is alive and well so no problem there. I wonder if anyone has ever drank anything from a slipper? Is that supposed to be romancic?
PS. My romance is alive and well so no problem there. I wonder if anyone has ever drank anything from a slipper? Is that supposed to be romancic?


