If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced
>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> (Hardly seems worth it.)
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> If you gassed consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
>to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> (Now that's more like it!)
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> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
>squirt blood 30 feet.
> (O.M.G.!)
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> A pig's climax lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>death. (Creepy.)
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
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> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> (Do not try this at home...maybe at work.)
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> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
>body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> (''Honey, I'm home. What the...?!'')
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> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
>length of a football field.
> (30 minutes...can you imagine??)
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> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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> Some male lions mate more than 50 times a day.
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
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> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
>people do.
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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> Elephants are apparently the only animal that cannot jump.
> (OK, so that would be a good thing...)
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> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> (I know some people like that.)
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> Starfish have no brains.
> (I know some people like that too.)
> ***************************************
> Polar bears are left-handed.
> (If they switch, will they live longer?)
***************************************
> Humans and dolphins may be the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (What about that pig??)
>enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> (Hardly seems worth it.)
***************************************
> If you gassed consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
>to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> (Now that's more like it!)
***************************************
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
>squirt blood 30 feet.
> (O.M.G.!)
**********************************************
> A pig's climax lasts 30 minutes.
> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
***************************************
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
>death. (Creepy.)
> (I'm still not over the pig.)
***************************************
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> (Do not try this at home...maybe at work.)
***************************************
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
>body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> (''Honey, I'm home. What the...?!'')
***************************************
> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
>length of a football field.
> (30 minutes...can you imagine??)
***************************************
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
***************************************
> Some male lions mate more than 50 times a day.
> (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
***************************************
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Something I always wanted to know.)
***************************************
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
>people do.
> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
***************************************
> Elephants are apparently the only animal that cannot jump.
> (OK, so that would be a good thing...)
***************************************
> A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
***************************************
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> (I know some people like that.)
***************************************
> Starfish have no brains.
> (I know some people like that too.)
> ***************************************
> Polar bears are left-handed.
> (If they switch, will they live longer?)
***************************************
> Humans and dolphins may be the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (What about that pig??)
