OSAMA BIN LADEN, TALIBAN ONE LINERS
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both look out their window and see Rubble.
Q: What is the national bird of Afghanistan?
A: Duck!!
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: Because the camels can't handle it.
Q: What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q. Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?
A. Because of the Telly ban.
Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden have a beard?
A. He wants to look like his mother.
Q. What do you call a Taliban who owns six goats?
A. A pimp.
A fitting punishment for Osama Bin Laden:
Capture him and give him a sex change operation, then return him to Afghanistan to live under Taliban rule.
Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden carry a piece of sh*# in his pocket?
A. Photo I.D.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both look out their window and see Rubble.
Q: What is the national bird of Afghanistan?
A: Duck!!
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: Because the camels can't handle it.
Q: What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q. Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?
A. Because of the Telly ban.
Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden have a beard?
A. He wants to look like his mother.
Q. What do you call a Taliban who owns six goats?
A. A pimp.
A fitting punishment for Osama Bin Laden:
Capture him and give him a sex change operation, then return him to Afghanistan to live under Taliban rule.
Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden carry a piece of sh*# in his pocket?
A. Photo I.D.
