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OSAMA BIN LADEN, TALIBAN ONE LINERS

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both look out their window and see Rubble.

Q: What is the national bird of Afghanistan?
A: Duck!!

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.

Q: What does Osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: Because the camels can't handle it.

Q: What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q. Why are there no TV's in Afghanistan?
A. Because of the Telly ban.

Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden have a beard?
A. He wants to look like his mother.

Q. What do you call a Taliban who owns six goats?
A. A pimp.

A fitting punishment for Osama Bin Laden:
Capture him and give him a sex change operation, then return him to Afghanistan to live under Taliban rule.

Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden carry a piece of sh*# in his pocket?
A. Photo I.D.
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Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

GOOOOOOD one!!!!!!
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They would be even funnier..

if we could catch the ###
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