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  • linlou
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Know Your Hymns

~Dentist's Hymn..................Crown Him with Many Crowns
~Weatherman's Hymn...............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
~Contractor's Hymn...............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn.............................Holy, Holy, Holy
~The Golfer's Hymn.............................There's a Green Hill Far Away
~The Politician's Hymn..........................Standing on the Promises
~Optometrist's Hymn..........................Open My Eyes That I Might See
~The IRS Agent's Hymn.........I Surrender All
~The Gossip's Hymn..........................Pass It On
~The Electrician's Hymn..........................Send The Light
~The Impulse Shopper's Hymn..........................Sweet Bye and Bye
~The Realtor's Hymn..........................I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the
Hilltop
~The Massage Therapists Hymn.....He Touched Me
~The Doctor's Hymn.............................The Great Physician



Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
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  • fyi2
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going to church.......

Maybe I should start going again. I enjoyed the one about the mansion just over the Hilltop. Didn't know there were any mansions on Whicher St. Must be talking about the Catholic Church.
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  • linlou
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Ok.

I'll take the bait. I don't get it. You must live on Whicher??? (AKA ''Roller Coaster Road'' back in the day! Back when it was a through street . . . Aaaah the good ol' days . . .)
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No I don't...........

but with my line of work gets me very familiar with the lingo of the town etc. Slough Town, 4th St. Reservoir, the tunnel under Weed Park Lagoon (never went there!), etc......Oh, and the High Bridge falling down in...'56?
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