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  • tlou
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ROTFL, LINLOU! OMG!

Where are you finding this stuff? OMG... I'm sharing chicken 1 & 2 with my friends!
I wish I could be as creative, quick & great with words as the people that think these things up! Since I don't have that creativity, would love to be in the room with them as they figure it out. Wouldn't that be FUN?!
Thanks for the laugh, lil! KEEP SHARING!
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  • fyi2
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splain lucy

what is chicken 1 & 2? I know what 1 & 2 refer to in bathroom lingo. If so, hope your (soon-to-be-ex-friends) have after dinner mints. no room in my house to share........too many personalities. 1 thru 67 1/2.
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  • tlou
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know how to read, fyi2?

KINDERGARTEN EXPLANATION: The first post was chicken 1, the second post was chicken 2. Got it? OK...

I don't recall bathroom habits being discussed in any of the posts? You choose to go there? OK.

I really tried to give you a chance, FYI2. I really wish it would have turned out differently because I hoped we could connect in some way!

I see the positive; you see the negative. You don't want to accept what I have to share; YOU want to tear me down?

I posted about how much I loved our river & the eagles. You shared that you had a front row seat to that! How awesome is that? How AWESOME is the fact that you RECOGNIZED your gift & that you were willing to share it with others? That ''soul'' is what I felt & responded to.

FYI2...we all have 2 sides to us. Which side do you embrace? The ''caring soul'', that wants to share with others...OR...the venomous side that comes out way too often?

My life isn't perfect; it would be easy to tear others down to make me feel better. I CHOOSE to ATTEMPT to not do so. What is your choice? STILL COMING AFTER ME? I have NO malice against you.
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  • outtatrn4
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the chicken

crossed the road to prove to the raccoon it can be done.
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