December Jokes

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This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Cleveland

If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,

you live in Cleveland

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,

you live in Cleveland

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

you live in Cleveland

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone
who dialed a wrong number,

you live in Cleveland

If''Vacation'' means going anywhere south of I-80 for the weekend,

you live in Cleveland

If you measure distance in hours,

you live in Cleveland

If you have switched from ''heat'' to ''A/C'' in the same day and back again

you live in Cleveland

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,

you live in Cleveland

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,

you live in Cleveland

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,

you live in Cleveland

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --You're going 80 and everybody is passing you,

you live in Cleveland

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow,

you live in Cleveland

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,still winter and road construction,

you live in Cleveland


If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,

you live in Cleveland

If you find 10 degrees ''a little chilly'',

you live in Cleveland


If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Cleveland friends & others,

you live or have lived in Cleveland

By Tom
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What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers !

Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs !

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !

How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !
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