Three dogs are sitting in a veterinary clinic waiting room; a German Shepherd, a Labrador Retiever and a Great Dane.
The German Shepherd asks the Labrador Retriever, "What are you in here for?"
"Well, you know that French Poodle down the street?" said the Labrador Retriever, "She's having my puppies, so I'm getting fixed. How about you?"
"Same thing," the German Shepherd replied, "For me, it was the Schnauzer in the next block. How about you, Great Dane? What's your story?"
"Well, this is strange," said the Great Dane. "I'm owned by a female human who lives alone. She's in pretty good shape as humans go. But, the other day when she came out of the shower, she dropped her towel and when she bent over to pick it up, something came over me. I couldn't control myself. I just mounted her then and there."
"Oh, he's getting fixed for sure." said the Greman Shepherd.
"I'll bet he's getting put to sleep." said the Labrador Retreive.
"No, you're both wrong." said the Great Dane, "I'm just getting my front paws trimmed."
