Sunrise At College Park

Dog Gone It :(

Apr 23, 2002

Fido Says:
Dear Owner,
I know you love me and you want to keep me as your loving pet for a arfly long time.
I really do want to please you, and I try, but we have to have a talk here.
When you take me for a walk, I don?’t have any control of where mother nature makes me ?“stop?”. I really don?’t mean to leave those little ?“piles?” around. Please be a good and loving human and neighbor and take along a ?“doggie bag?” on our walks.
Also, when you leave me outside, and I get cold or scared or hungry, I have to ?“tell?” you that you forgot me. Barking is the only way I know how. It?’s not fair to our good neighbors to have to hear me trying to get your attention.
Please let me inside and don?’t leave me out here to make a fool of myself, or to disturb our nice neighbors. One of those violation letters will embarrass me !!
Do we have a deal, kind humans ? Do we?… do we?? Arf arf arf..
P.S. Maybe de-barking me would be a good idea???
Love, Fido