Missing Pet! $1000 Reward!!!

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His name is Trey. He's 6'0", is wearing leather chaps, a ball gag and a cowboy hat. He responds only to "Mr. Pumpkins" and will run if you offer him food or comfort. He only responds to threats and willingly bends over if you smack him on the nose. 


I'll be on vacation for the next few weeks, so if you could just keep him chained in your basement or garage, I'd appreciate it. Please DM me on Twatter @RepAOC.

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