WAKE UP NED!!!!  There's things to do, places to go, people to meet, liberals to avoid!  Need to figure out a way to avoid freezing my keester off with all of this global warming.  Have to find how to blame Bush for that horrible typhoon and for relief efforts failing.  Waiting for my FEMA trailer along with all of the other flood victims here. 

 Come on Ned.....FIRE IT UP!!