Ashmore Springs HOA

Looking to relocate.....

Posted in: Ashmore Springs

I need to know the median home price for this neighborhood. My FBI handler said I could live anywhere but NY, NJ or Los Vegas as long as the home price was reasonable.

I would appreciate the info ASAP as I've had to leave the place I was staying.

Jim,  I've helped relocate several WITPRO clients, and street-rats who just wanted out of the gang. Recividism rates are pretty good, probably 33%, so 2 of 3 stay crime-free. Not much you can do with thugs and Mexicans but they have to live somewhere I guess. I'm just doing my job. 

 

I know of 3 homes coming available in the nezt 2 weeks, and if you don't mind living next to a family fat people, one has a really nice back yard w/ privacy fencing. 

 

I read a post recently that talked about a possible child predator, and not one person offered to help turn him in... so I'd bet there a few others around. I'll send a pm w/ the addresses and est. price. 

 

Gary 

Jim,  I've helped relocate several WITPRO clients, and street-rats who just wanted out of the gang. Recividism rates are pretty good, probably 33%, so 2 of 3 stay crime-free. Not much you can do with thugs and Mexicans but they have to live somewhere I guess. I'm just doing my job. 

 

I know of 3 homes coming available in the nezt 2 weeks, and if you don't mind living next to a family fat people, one has a really nice back yard w/ privacy fencing. 

 

I read a post recently that talked about a possible child predator, and not one person offered to help turn him in... so I'd bet there a few others around. I'll send a pm w/ the addresses and est. price. 

 

Gary 

I don't know what you are talking about. I'm just a businessman who needs a place to lay low. I don't care who my neighbors are as long as they tend to their own business.

I would prefer the neighbors not be Italian or (I know this will seem a little strange) or those dwarfs or whatever we call them now. They scare the hell out of me.

ok, understood. I just place so many freaks and homos it's the first thing I think of. Haven't seen any midgets around here. Maybe they stay inside, and out of sight like God intended!

 

Gary

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