Americana Cove

`Blizzards & teen temps......not here thanks-

Jan 31, 2004

PRAYER FOR FEBRUARY
Omnipotent God, we praise You for those who have led our country in years past. Like all of us, none have been perfect; but many good things have happened during their terms. We pray for President Bush and all who are in positions of authority, in federal, state and local governments.
We also pray for those in all countries who have the ability and position to bring about peace and love within their own domain.
On the 25th, the forty days of Lent begins which denotes a time of fasting and confessing of our sinfulness.
Forgive us as we repent. Give us the strength to turn away from sin.
God, we look to You, always, for our strength, and thank You for listening and giving us this power to begin anew.
Amen. John Whittredge Hill, Chaplain.

PERSONAL PRAYER by Gail Jones
"Lord, Thou knowest better than I know myself that I am growing older and will someday be old. Keep me from the fatal habit of thinking I must say something on every subject and on every occasion. Release me from craving to straighten out everybody's affairs. Make me thoughtful but not moody, helpful but not bossy. With my vast store of wisdom, it seems a pity not to use it all. But Thou knowest, Lord that I want a few friends at the end. Keep my mind free from the recital of endless details. Give me wings to get to the point. Seal my lips on my aches and pains. They are increasing-and love of rehearsing them is becoming sweeter as the time goes by. I dare not ask for grace enough to enjoy the tales of other's pain, but help me to endure them with patience. I dare not ask for improved memory but for a growing humility and a lessening cocksurenesss when my memory seems to clash with the memories of others. Teach me the glorious lesson that occasionally I may be mistaken. Keep me reasonably sweet. I do not want to be a saint---some of them are so hard to live with. But a sour old person is one of the crowning works of the devil. Give me the ability to see good things in unexpected places and talents in unexpected people. And give me, 0 Lord, the grace to tell them so. Amen.


MAROA NEWS
Paul Mattina, President
By now I?’m sure all residents have seen the new temporary signs at the front entrance announcing our new name and which also explain the condition of the area. The city is doing construction work on 1st Street that will have the road torn up for several months, and this precludes our doing any restoration work until they are finished. Also, as of this writing, the solar system installed on the Clubhouse roof is almost complete, and lacks only the final connections. The Board anticipates that this system will save us a hefty 70 percent of our gas bill, and should pay for itself in a year and a half. The Shuffleboard Club has long requested a new fence between the courts and the parking lot. This fence is half erected, and by the time you read this, it should be complete. This should greatly diminish the strong winds that whip across the courts. We are glad to see that so many improvements are under way, and look forward to more to come as recommended by our various committees.
Each year we have a picnic in March to celebrate the founding of our community as a resident owned park. This year is special as it?’s our 10th anniversary. We hope to see everyone there to participate in this memorable event. Look for announcements as to the time, place and events planned.
At the MAROA meeting of January 21st, three shareholders were elected to the three Board vacancies. We welcome the three members elected: Rita Ferguson; Bill Stanford; George Milner. We also thank Joan Geiger, Bob Larsen and Dick Nemi for their participation as candidates. The number of candidates for the three positions shows an interest by the shareholders in the governance of our community. Lastly, our appreciation to Jerry Spetz and Ted Jackson, outgoing Directors, for their service during their terms. Americana Cove appreciates you.


FROM THE EDITOR I also wish to congratulate the three winners. Life on the Board is not a bed of roses, but is it a very valuable service that you are offering to the community, and you are to be thanked for that.
On another matter there is currently a rumor that Americana Cove is near bankruptcy. The Finance committee addressed this rumor at the MAROA meeting of January 21st and reported that we are in good shape financially. Now as a fairly independent editor, and one who has been known on occasion to disagree with Board decisions, let me state unequivocally, that as a former accountant, auditor and Finance Manager, I can assure the community that there is absolutely no foundation to this rumor. It always amazes me how such things can start, and I always wonder at the motives of anyone who would start such a subversive rumor.
We are sound financially now, and for the foreseeable future. Let there be no mistake about that.


FROM THE MANAGER: Dawn Simmons

Dial Directories are in-------Come to office and pick up a current copy.

RENT CHECKS:

Please when paying your rent or maintenance fee and you use the Drop Box make sure it is down in the box. When it is not pushed down and lands on the ledge it falls to the ground on the outside of the office.

FRUIT RATS:
It is that time of year again, when the fruit trees are full. Please pick up fruit from the ground. The
County Inspector is in frequently to check on the situation.
The maintenance people will try hard to keep it picked up from empty spaces.

An excellent article by Ken Hopkins in the January Issue. The problem this year is bigger than ever because of the abundance of fruit.

No matter what section of the Community you go to there is fruit lying on the ground. We have many residents who have fruit trees in their yard that either don?’t eat the fruit or are unable to maintain the pick up. If once a month we could get a group of volunteers, a maintenance man could drive the tractor with a trash hauler attached and pick up the bundles of fruit. Wednesday morning would be a perfect day for a maintenance man to be freed up to help.
Since fruit trees are the sole responsibility of the resident, the Corporation cannot assume the financial responsibility of removing unwanted fruit trees. However, we could charge a minimal fee on a tree by tree basis. You need to call the office and we will put you on a schedule for a quote.

This is a prime example of why yard caretakers are so important.
RULES & REGULATIONS:
(Page 7, Rule 11, Exterior Maintenance)

D. Fruit trees must be stripped of harvest prior to migrating north or during occupancy
to prevent fruit from rotting on the ground and attracting fruit rats.

We are also in the process of checking out surveillance cameras for our laundries, due to some vandalism at the Mt. Pleasant laundry, and the trash dumpster area.
There is still a problem at the dumpster area with residents dropping off oilcans. With a camera, we would be able to identify the violators.

PUBLIC BATHROOMS:

PLEASE when using one of the public restrooms through out the community---Please Clean Up After Yourself.

The Clubhouse attendants have mentioned to me on two different occasions in the last two months that the Ladies Room in the Main Hall has been left with major messes to clean up. These were not accidents. Remember these are Your restrooms too!

MT. PLEASANT LAUNDRY:

Someone has vandalized three washing machines at this location. Either by stepping on the lids to the washers or banging on them so hard they are dented. The water flow button on these three were damaged and are in need of repair. Video cameras will allow us to see who is doing this in the future. Anyone having knowledge of either of the above incidents please put it in writing and turn in to the office.

FISHING AREA:

People using the Fishing Area on Mt. Piney Rd. are being asked to go to their homes or the nearest restroom (Mt. Piney Laundry) and not to use the bushes around that area to relieve themselves.

FROM THE STAFF OF AMERICANA COVE:

We all want to thank you for your generous contributions to the Christmas Fund. We all wish you the Best In The New Year.


Welcome New Residents
by Frances McVay

DESANTO, Joseph J. (WI)
OTT, Joseph M.
6722 Americana Drive
New Home

DIX, Raymond & Cynthia (MD)
7251 Mt. Arlington Drive
Previously Drury

FITZGERALD, Robert & Denise (MA)
7124 Mt. Hawthorne Road
Previously Coakley

GOTCH, David & Patricia (IL)
7222 Mt. Essex Drive
Previously Woodman

NICHOLS, Ralph (MI)
350 Mt. Oak Avenue
Previously Pennacchini Estate

SLAUGENHAUPT, Carl & Margie
653 Mt. Lancaster Avenue
Moved From 503 Mt. Piney Avenue
Previously Aday

STANLEY, William & Mary (MI)
7114 Americana Drive
Moved From 107 Americana Court
Previously Green

WALKER, Pearl T. (ONT)
503 Mt. Piney Avenue
Previously Slaugenhaupt

Meet Your New Neighbor - by Gail Jones, Welcome Lady
Richard B. Wetherell
If you are an early morning walker you may meet Dick as he rapidly paces around the park. He believes in keeping fit. He was born in Lancaster, Ohio and left that area when he was 18 years old. Joined the Navy, retired from there as Chief Petty Officer. His wife was from Rhode Island so that is where he lived while raising three boys to responsible men. One in construction, one a maintenance supervisor, one a commercial fisherman. Dick was employed by the Electric Boat Company in Groton, Connecticut which principally built submarines. He was an inspector and eventually in the planning department. Retirement started for him in 1990.
He came to Florida that year. He is a good testimonial for our Americana Cove. He rented here three times and alternately was in condos but came back here to buy at 636 Mt. Piney Ave.
He lives to play cribbage, is a "sports addict" and claims the New England Patriots as his team.
We welcome you to our community Dick.

Sunshine Report February 2004
By Gerri Bassett

Deaths-
Alice Beaulieu
Bill Krich
Winnie LeFand
Clinton Fultz
Former Residents
Mary Morrison November 30.2003
Rose Black December 20,2003

Nursing Homes-
Bob Ortel Carrington Place
Jack Moersdorf Gracewood
Mitzi Delzell Shore Acres
Claire Mueller Grace Health Center
Pauline Newman Bon Secours Maria Manor

Hospitals-
Bill Slepin Largo Medical
Jean Stevens Spear Point, Hudson, Florida

Birthdays-
01 Joe Dusza
02 Wanda Spetz
04 Fern Deschamps
06 Peg Sozanski
Nickolaus Volk
08 Jan Renaud
10 Lila Mussman
11 Beverly Hamel
12 Beverly Park
13 Billie Ballentine
Cleve Ballentine
14 Ruth Brown
Eleanor Doyle
Marge Lang
15 Jeanne Pavlik
John Ossenmacher
Nora Adell Andrews
20 Doris Laberge
Fred Aubin
Stan Harmon
22 Dolores Rice
Peggy Church
24 Jack Young
25 Leo Laberge
26 William Buckland
Bob Kmieciak
29 Mary St. Sauver
Linda Cook

Anniversaries-
11 Carol and Ron Undieme 47 years
18 Peg and Dick Stannard 25 years
20 Bernadette and Edwin Holmer 55 years
25 Jane and Bill Swartout 15 years
25 Nina and Bob Larson 42 years

MAA NEWS FOR FEBRUARY
Bob Larsen, President
We start the month with our Council meeting on Tuesday February 3rd at 10:00am in the Atrium.
Tickets at $7.00 each will be sold for the Valentines Dinner and Dance from 10.45am to 11.15am preceding the Wednesday Feb. 4th MAA Luncheon. Then the Ladies In Blue will entertain us at 11:20. We ask that everyone be in their seats by that time to ensure they have our undivided attention. We enjoy the special program they provide for us every year through the efforts of long-time member Faith Brundage.
The Suncoast Barbershop Chorus will perform on Sat. Feb. 7 at 7:00 pm. Tickets will be sold at the door for $4.00. Don't miss this delightful group of talented male voices. Refreshments will follow.
The Valentine Roast Beef Dinner will be held on Saturday, February 14th. "Dee?” will be here to play for your dancing and listening pleasure. You may even be inspired to sing some karaoke! Dinner will be at 4:30 (salads), 5:30 dinner, and Dee at 6:30. All this for $7.00!
We hope to see you all at New England Night on Sat. Feb. 28th hosted this year by Vermont. We hope to see you all at New England Night on Sat. Feb. 28th hosted this year by Vermont.


38th ANNUAL WHITE ELEPHANT SALE
Saturday, March 6
Looking for a home for all the "stuff" you no longer need! Donate it to our White Elephant Sale. We're looking for household items (pots 'n pans, dishes, glassware, tableware), small pieces of furniture, clean linens/bed spreads, electrical goods, all types of holiday items, puzzles, games, pictures etc.
Small items may be left at the back of the Clubhouse. Larger items? Call Beck Hopkins (525-8411) or Pat Fielhauer (525-2458).
Watch the MAA bulletin board--volunteer sign up sheets will be going up soon! We need your help to make this Sale a success!


OLD TIMER?’S
By Marcia Fay
Happy Valentine?’s to everyone!
As your chairperson for the past two years, I want you to know that I have enjoyed the position but am looking forward to being out of the limelight again.
According to our by-laws we can only hold office for two years at a time. Our nominating committee will be looking for a complete new board: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, Secretary, and Treasurer. We have two luncheons a month and one MAA Council meeting to attend. If anyone is interested please let us know. The Nominating Committee is Annette Solomon, 527-5151; Claire Mosakowski, 521-6264; and George Luce, 525-9839.
During the winter months only, the can collectors will be accepting windows and other aluminum items. They received over $300 for the last load of cut-up aluminum. Don?’t forget to put your pop and beer cans out on Tuesday A.M. before 7:00A.M, or the previous night, separated from the garbage. They could always use more help collecting and crushing the cans and other items.
At the February 11th luncheon we will be showing the Park Video for those who haven?’t seen it yet. A notice will be posted on the Old Timers?’ bulletin board as to the exact time. Also we will have singing before lunch by ?“Just Us and Company?”
At the last luncheon on February 25th a representative from the United Way will give a 15-minute talk at 11:30am to inform us of what they have to offer in the way of resources available to everyone.
During the month of February and March we will be selling raffle tickets on a Macram?© Chair to be given away at the last luncheon in March.


COVE CORNER
By Ken Hopkins

TONY SENT ME ?– One of our residents the other day heard her doorbell ring. ?“Hi. I?’m in the neighborhood cleaning carpets. Your neighbor Tony said I should check with you.?” Now, that?’s one of the oldest come on?’s used by unscrupulous door-to-door salesmen. ?“Which Tony??” our friend said. ?“Well I don?’t know his last name. Just Tony.?” ?“Where does he live??” ?“Oh, just around the corner over there.?” Now the really incredible part of the story. She let him in! Even scheduled an appointment for him to come back and clean the carpets (and probably clean out her jewelry box as well). To her credit, our friend got suspicious and called all the Tony?’s she could find in the directory. Nope, nobody getting their carpet cleaned. She called the front gate. ?“How?’d this guy get in??” Nobody seemed to know. Well, no harm done but a lesson learned. Now repeat after me folks. DO NOT LET STRANGERS IN YOUR HOUSE. We have a NO Solicitation policy here. Nobody should knock on your door like that. If they do, send them packing and then report to our Manager, Dawn and to the front gate. Our Crime Watch people would like to know as well.

WHAT IF ?– Have you ever wondered what life would be like here at Americana Cove if our brave ?“founding fathers?” had not purchased the park back in 1994? Well, a recent article in the St. Petersburg Times said it all. ?“Developer wants land for gated community,?” proclaimed the article referring to our neighbor, Gandy Trailer Park on 4th Street. An outfit from Texas (of course) is negotiating to purchase the trailer park and create a community of manor homes selling from $130,000 to $190,000. And they don?’t even have a waterfront. Just 4th street. That could have been us.

SPOTLIGHT ON YOUR NEIGHBOR ?– Bernie MacDonald and his lovely wife Catharine were on their way down to St. Pete from Florida when they made a rest stop early in the morning at the Tennessee/Georgia state line. They parked at the far end of the rest stop so Catherine could walk their cat while Bernie visited the rest room. Suddenly two would-be muggers attacked Bernie. Pow! A kick to one, a punch to another and Bernie walked away, shaken and bloody but safe. Bernie?’s advice to the rest of us?…?”Never visit a rest stop that is empty and always stay together.?” Bernie hails from New Waterford, Cape Breton, N.S. but now makes his home in London, Ontario where he has been Municipal Councillor for the past 23 years and was just re-elected for another 3 year term. He is also a member of the board of the Federation of Canadian Municipalities. Bernie retired from General Motors in London after serving as Training Coordinator and also active in their Health and Safety program. Although busy with his responsibilities as Municipal Councillor, Bernie enjoys both golf and bowling. True to his roots, Bernie understands French and speaks a little. While active in municipal government, Bernie has also found time to be active with several benevolent groups such as Knights of Columbus and Optimist Club. Bernie and Catherine have been here with us for 10 years. Although his duties require that Bernie travel back and forth to London frequently, he has been active here in the community. Did you know that Bernie has supplied the Park with all its Canadian Flags? Bernie suggested that he would like to see an improvement in security through our front gate as well as beautification of the fence surrounding the Cove. It was Bernie that suggested a way of cleaning up all of our street signs eliminating the need to replace them. Bernie hints that after all his experience he may be ready for the Americana Cove Board when his current 3-year term is over. I know I?’ll vote for him!

SENIOR EXPO ?– There will be a Senior Expo at the Pinellas Expo center on Route 19 at 106th Ave. N. Tuesday and Wednesday, February 10th and 11th. Admission is free. Hours are 10:00 to 4:00 both days. AARP will have a booth there and would love to have you stop by to chat about a variety of issues, volunteer opportunities and the like. Beck and I went to the last one downtown and it was chock full of information and exhibits.

FREE SENIOR DIRECTORY ?– The St. Petersburg Commission on Aging will send you their directory full of good info. including adult day care, transportation, consumer information, and similar. Send an SASE to: Senior Directory, Office on Aging, P.O. Box 2842, St. Pete, 33731-2842.

ST. PETERSBURG LITTLE THEATRE ?– Our own theatre has published a request for volunteers. Here is your chance to enter the wonderful world of theatre, not as a spectator but as a participant. You can make a difference. The theatre group needs volunteers in the following areas: set decoration, landscaping, ticket sales, publicity, previewing scripts, and fundraising. If you can?’t act but would like to be involved in theatre, this would be an ideal opportunity. Contact the Little Theatre at 866-2059.

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT ?– The Rules Review Committee is now meeting every other week and progressing nicely with a re-write of our community rules. I?’m sure we all agree that rules are needed to ensure harmonious living here in the Cove. A topic that the committee has discussed is the best way to enforce the rules. We have already agreed that any rule that is not enforceable should not be a rule but what is the best and fairest way to enforce the rules? The committee would like to gather input from residents with suggestions as to how to accomplish this. We would like whatever solutions we come up with to represent the thoughts of our residents. Please submit your suggestions IN WRITING to our chairman Ed Mosakowski or just drop them in the suggestion box located in the office.

UNCLE PETER ?– My friend and neighbor, Dr. Peter Aucoin asked me to express his appreciation to all of you who attended his December birthday party or sent well wishes. Peter was surrounded by friends and had a wonderful time. A hearty ?“Merci Beaucoup?” from Peter.


VESPERS
By Gerri Bassett
A big thank you goes to Jennie Titus, a retired Missionary who lives in the park, for helping out on Sunday January 3rd.The pastor scheduled to come had an emergency in his church in the late afternoon.
Services start at 4:50 PM on Sunday nights with an informal hymn sing. Everyone is welcome, and we need your support, so invite a friend and come. There is always special music, not only by the choir, but also by talented people who live in the park. Snacks and fellowship follow with your friends and neighbors after the service.
If you like to sing the choir still needs more singers, so just come to practice on Friday mornings at 8:45 AM in the main hall.
If anyone would like flowers in Memory of a loved one please give Faith Brundage a call at 527-6925,the cost is $20.00

Vespers Pastors

1st Rev. Gene Crawley Northeast Park Baptist Church
8th Fr. John Tapp Holy Family Church
15th Rev. Henry Parrott Retired American Baptist Church
22nd Rev. John Johnson
Retired Lutheran
29th J.R. Carrell Northeast Christian Church


HOBBY SHOP - by Shop by Beck Hopkins
Want to know more about the equipment in the Hobby Shop? Come to a Hobby Shop Meeting. Brian Birch presents a short program on the proper use and safety features of a particular piece of equipment following the Hobby Shop Meeting. This month Brian will be talking about the Band Saw. The February meeting will be held at 9:00 a.m., Monday, February 2.
The Hobby Shop hours have changed! The new hours are now Sunday thru Saturday, 7:30 a.m. ?– 10:00 p.m. Hobby Shop members all have keys to the shop. If you need a key, come to the Hobby Shop meeting or contact Leo Laberge, Hobby Shop President. Two dollars and your signature (on the insurance liability waiver) gets you a key!
Shop Safety Tip: Wear the proper footwear when working in the Hobby Shop?—never wear sandals or work barefoot!
The Hobby Shop is located next to the Mt. Piney Avenue Laundry.


SHUFFLEBOARD NEWS
By Jo Waldron
Our season is in full swing now and most of our teams are still the leaders of the pack.

Jubilee 1st place
Blue Sky 1st Place
Friendship 1 2nd Place
Friendship 2 1st Place
Nova Blue 5th Place
Nova Red 4th Place

The park doubles started on Monday 1/26, they will be completed on Monday 2/2. Singles will be held on Monday 2/16 and Monday 2/23. Time for all is 8:30 a.m.
Annette Solomon is in charge of the cocktail party, it?’s being held on Thursday 2/5 at 5:30 p.m. in the Atrium. Each player will bring a passing dish, you should know by now what you are bringing. If you don?’t, give your team captain a call.
Carol Slade announced that Mary Wright has agreed to be the co-captain of Friendship1.
The proposed changes to our by-laws are posted on the billboards; they will be voted on at the next meeting.
Ever wonder why shuffling is thriving in Americana Cove and dwindling in other communities? One good reason is that many of our top players are like Sil Oliveira; always ready to help players with hints on strategy, etc. In fact, I?’m going to share a pointer that Sil demonstrated for me after seeing me struggle to win my game by sheer luck. It may be second nature to the better players, but it was an ?“AHA?” moment for me. He said that basically there are three speeds when hitting your opponents discs; one for kitchen (slow), one for sticking (medium) and one for clearing (fast). My problem; I was shooting too hard when I wanted to stick and score on my last disc and it would ricochet off. His suggestion worked great, give it a try.
Don?’t forget the meeting on the 7th and pancake breakfast on the 14th of February. See you there.

Happy Shuffling


2004 NEW ENGLAND NIGHT by Thomas Solomon

The GREEN MOUNTAIN STATE OF VERMONT will sponsor the 4th New England Night this year. This great event will be held on Saturday, February 28, 2004, cocktails at 5.00pm followed by dinner. The hosts for the evening are Chairmen Sally and Reginald Corliss, Shirley and Leo LaForce, Dick and Peg Stannard, Ollie Ferrier, Pauline Corey, Corrine Longmaid, Dick and Marcia Fay and Louise Pickett. The other five New England State representatives from Maine, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and
Connecticut will assist the committee. Twenty-four enthusiastic residents attended this steering committee and a great night is being planned for your enjoyment.
Tickets go on sale on Tuesday, February 17,2004, at 9 am to 10:30 am in the clubhouse for $7.00 each. See Annette and Tom Solomon.
On Saturday, the 28th, the doors will open at 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm for you to set up your places. BYOB. Delicious food, prizes, entertainment and dancing.

A Special New England Raffle of an Ethan Allen end table and a polished pyramid clock will be raffled. Many filled baskets and many door prizes will also be raffled during the evening. There will be no 50/50 raffle.
The next meeting will be held on Wednesday, February 11, 2004 at 4:00 pm in the Atrium.


FRIENDS OF THE LIBRARY
By Linda Lou Fairbanks
"From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot before the other. But when books are opened you discover you have wings."-Helen Hayes, actress
I am very pleased and honored to have accepted the "baton" from my friend Nora Adell Andrews to submit our news to the Forecaster for the library. I am new to our group and already I feel right at home. If you enjoy reading and fellowship this is the group for you. Come join us and see for yourself!!!
We had an outstanding meeting in January, with the presence of Dieter (Peter) Steiner, author of Once Upon an Evil Time providing us with a detailed account of his life as a young boy/man during war time in Germany. His friend Arlene Elwell introduced him to the audience and he kept us entranced with his personal recollections of his years in Germany and his eventual arrival here in the United States. He was 8 years old when the war started in 1939. A few years later he and all his classmates were "inducted" into the Nazi army and sent to the Russian front to fight. We were pleased to hear Dieter is hard at work on a second book that will bring us up to date on his life since leaving Germany many years ago. After answering questions Dieter settled in to autograph copies of his book. Anyone interested in obtaining his book can call Arlene Elwell at 522-8492 and she will see that you get a copy.
We are planning a busy month for February. Rita Lewis handed out the list of times/dates available to members for helping with our Annual Candy Sale. For those of you who didn't get a chance to sign up please give Rita Lewis a call and she'll be more than happy to add you to the list! We'll be selling the candy at luncheons and at Bingo so we hope you will stop by our table and buy a delicious treat either for yourself or for someone you love. (Remember Valentine's Day is the 14th.) Proceeds will go to support the library- buying books and supplies and for other expenses the club may incur. We appreciate everyone's support.
Our hostess for February will be Susie Doyle. She'll review the book for the month: Suzanne?’s Diary for Nicolas by James Patterson. It's a departure from Patterson's usual writing style so it will be interesting to hear what everyone thinks... The next book we'll be reviewing in March will be John Grisham's A Painted House. If you want to join us we have copies of the books available, just let one of the members know and we'll get you a copy.
Also just a reminder to members- we will be compiling our reading list for 2004-2005 in February so please get your recommendations ready and bring them, along to the meeting. And... for all our Friends- thank you for helping the sorters and markers by placing your books in the cart. It makes our jobs much easier.
If you have any books you'd like to donate to the library we'd love to have them, as long as they have a publication date of 1996 or higher. We want to make sure all our happy readers have current books to read. We also accept books-on-tape and videos.

HAPPY RED HATTING - Marilyn Waltz, QM

What a first year... And it's not over yet. Our first birthday is April 5, 2004.
A question often asked of Red Hatters is, "What do you do?"...
The answer is, Nothing. We feel like we have all been so dutiful and so "busy" for so long that we deserve a break. The Red Hat Society was founded as a haven for silliness
And unfettered happiness among women of a certain age. That is all.
The Red Hat Chilies have grown from 27 to 106 in 10 months. We have attended the theater, had high tea at Saddle Brook Resort, and a few local luncheons. We had our first official un-meeting in October. November was a special time -- a Tea served to some 50 ladies -- very proper. December, a Christmas Party in our lovely Atrium. What more can a Red Hat Society chapter wish for?
It is now 2004 and we started the year off with a Fashion Show In The Park. We hosted guests from 10 visiting chapters. Our models were home grown and our resident clown, Paisley, along with helpers delivered lots of door prizes. Our clubhouse was awash in purple and red, a beautiful sight.
Some things to look forward to is a party with the Royal Red Hat Mommas of St. Pete on February 15th, a Bunco Party in March and a 1st Anniversary Party in April.
Red Hatting is not for sissies. Come have fun with us.
Red Hat Chilies of Americana Cove ?– Marilyn Waltz


BOWLING LEAGUE - by Diane E. Turner
We had a great turnout for the month of January. Many of our northern friends have returned for a couple of hours of delightful recreation. You may also join us for three games of bowling for $7.00 every Tuesday morning at 0900 at our regular place, Sunrise Lanes on MLK Jr. Street (9thStreet). We can supply transportation if needed. Bring a friend, the more the merrier.


NEIGHBORHOOD CRIME WATCH
St. Petersburg Police Department
Crime Awareness Unit
By Barbara Magada
Our next meeting of the Crime Prevention group will be held on Friday, February 13th. at 1:30 P.M.
Program will be on: How to Prevent Medicare & Medicaid Fraud.
Also, I expect Officer Bill Walker to stop by with latest information.
Coordinators: Barb Magada, Jim Chase & Conrad Weiser


CUE CLUB NEWS
By Brian Birch
I don't have a lot of new news this month. Things are going very well in the League. Both the Men and Women's nights are filled with a full complement of players, and from the reports I get, everyone continues to enjoy their playing time. We still are looking for substitute players and if anyone is willing to join us, please let me know and we'll get you signed up. Call 522-0891 if you are interested. Sunday evenings we still meet for our Mixed Doubles play. We've even had some new players join in the fun and it's nice to see everyone socializing and having a good time.
Lessons in 8-ball are being offered on Thursdays from 5-6:00 PM. Openings are still available. Stop by and either brush up on your skills, put in some practice time, or learn new skills. It's a good time to focus on your playing and see what you might do to improve your game. We also have a new bookshelf in the poolroom that has a variety of resource materials. Feel free to peruse the information at your leisure. We just ask you NOT to take anything out of the room.
Lastly I wanted to thank Ken Hopkins for his recent comments in the Forecaster about the billiard room. While we encourage anyone to visit and use the facilities, it is a good reminder to us all that using Americana Cove's "common areas" is a privilege, one that carries certain responsibilities. We've all worked hard to make the billiard room a safe and comfortable area- we have newly painted walls, bulletin boards, stools/chairs and our four regulation tables were just re-covered and leveled last spring. Following the requirements for equipment use just makes it easier for everyone. Thank you for your cooperation!
The season is almost two-thirds over and the tournaments will begin on Monday, March 1. 2004. I wanted to remind everyone that while you must be a paid-up Cue Club member you don't have to actually play in the League to enter the Singles tournament.
At last month's meeting we established a Nominating Committee to select the officers for the 2004-2005 season. We will be voting on their recommendations at the February meeting. We hope to see all our members there to vote for the officers and for the good of our Cue Club!!!


EXERCISE CLASS Sharon S. Miller

We are where the action is on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 8:AM in the Atrium. We are using it so we don?’t loose it! Forty-five minutes of exercise include warm-ups, stretching, aerobics, strength and tone, use of lightweights, and a cool down time. All are encouraged to take part at their own pace. This exercise experience leaves participants applauding their own efforts as well as that of the creative expertise of the instructor, Sally Anderson! A $2 donation is suggested for each class attended.

If there are questions, please call Sharon Miller at 527-8150.


DUPLICATE BRIDGE RESULTS - Gerri Bassett & Shirley Beauchamp, Directors
Mitchell Movement
Sunday December 21, 2003
North & South
1. Tie
Shirley Beauchamp & Bev Hamel
Joy & Bill Slepin
East & West
1. Joan Dell' Angelo & Don Delzell
2. Gerri & John Bassett
Howell Movement
Sunday December 28, 2003
1. Michelle Willett & Joan 'Dell Angelo
2. Linda Cook & Bev Hamel
3.Gerri & John Bassett
Mitchell Movement
Sunday January 4, 2004
North & South
1. Michelle Willett & Elizabeth Chapman
2. Joy & Bill Slepin
3. Jo Waldron & Shirley Beauchamp
East & West
I.Gerri & John Bassett
2.Betty & Tom Davis
3.Helen & Walter Smith
Sunday January 11,2004
North & South
1. Michelle Willett & Elizabeth Chapman
2. Lucy & Roger LaBerge
3. Joan Dell' Angelo & Don Delzell
East & West
1. Gerri & John Bassett
2. Agnes & Jerry Howland
3. Bev Hamel & Linda Cook
Sunday January 18, 2004
North & South
1. Michelle Willett & Elizabeth Chapman
2. Milene & Al Wingrove
3. Jo Waldron & Shirley Beauchamp
East & West
1. Daphne & Dick Gunton
2. Helen & Walter Smith
3. Gerri & John Bassett

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NOTICES
Forecaster Deadlines
All items and other information for the Americana Cove Forecaster may be placed in the box just inside the entry doors to the Atrium, or sent electronically. All items to be in the original type, no photocopies please, in BLACK INK on full size 8 1/2 by 11 paper. Deadline for March for all articles, the 19th of February. Font size is number eleven.
Calendar ?– Deadline for entries will be the 17th of each month. Please note that all calendar submissions must come from, or be approved by the MAA. We have so many groups operating that I have to be sure that the MAA has approved the event date.
Forecaster Submissions ?– If you can send me your items by email, either by attachment, or just as part of the email, you will save yourselves money. (ink and paper) Thank you for cooperating.
Monthly Bridge Lunch - It will be on March 17th. All Bridge players are welcome to come and enjoy some fellowship with their friends and neighbors.

The Oldtimers need officers for the upcoming year. Without volunteers to run this club, it will disappear. Won?’t you help?

Thank You Mary Krich
I wish to thank all my friends and neighbors for their thoughtfulness during Bill's illness and.
passing.. Thank you for the cards, calls, prayers, food, flowers. Your presence at his memorial meant so much to me. We are so fortunate to have such great friends and neighbors in our park.

Thank you Peggy Hubrich
For all the cards, prayers, calls, rides to the doctors, food, thank you. I also appreciated John Hill's visit to the hospital with flowers, also the cookies, plants and group of carolers singing Christmas Carols.

Thank you to the Fairlie family for their Christmas Caroling. I thank God for my wonderful friends and neighbors. God Bless you all.

Thank you, from Rene and Jan Renaud ?– A great big thank you to you all who sent cards, food and meals, did errands, telephoned, and what not during my recent operation.
Jan and I sure lucked out when we selected Mobel Americana 24 years ago. We sure are thankful for making that selection.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
Many thanks to all of my many friends/residents for the many phone calls, cards of encouragement, flowers, food and transportation to Doctor appointments during and after my hospital stay at St. Anthony's and my recuperation period. It sure was appreciated as I announced at the Christmas dinner that the surgery was a success!!!
I'm so happy that I made my decision to move to Mobel Americana in "1981". Bless you all for being so kind!
Barbara Magada

MEMORIAL SERVICES ?– Vic Richardson?’s memorial will be held February 3rd at 2.00pm in the Atrium. His daughter Margaret will be happy to greet all his friends. John Hill and Hans Dekker will be conducting. Ferne Eppers will play the organ. Betty Chase and crew will provide refreshments.

EXEMPTIONS AVAILABLE FOR SENIOR
HOMEOWNERS: from Hubert Dorsett
For the third year in a row, the city of St. Petersburg will offer a Limited Income Senior Exemption for 2004 if you are a property owner 65 or over as of Jan 1, 2004. This exemption does not automatically renew like the homestead exemption does, so even if the exemption was received last year (2003), a new application must be made for 2004. Deadline to file is March 1, 2004. For more information call 464-3014

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GARDEN CLUB NEWS
By Jerry Regan
The speaker for our January 13 Garden Club meeting was Barbara Diaz of the National
Audubon Society. Ms. Diaz presented a slide show titled "The Healthy Landscape." Her presentation included how yards and neighborhoods can be enhanced for habitat and wildlife, and how water conservation and improved water quality is absolutely essential for our lifestyle here in the Bay Area. She talked about how untreated storm water runoff is the major pollutant because it carries pesticides, fertilizer, and oil from the streets into our water ecosystems.
Also, she told of the great concern due to invasive exotic plants and trees that have been introduced to our area, how they have spread and created monocultures. We should be using native plants, which require less water, no fertilizer or pesticides; they tolerate our climate, and are the most value to wildlife.
We learned we can further enhance our habitat by growing more native plants and trees and cutting back on the growth of lawns. Lawns consume 30-60% of our potable water, and require the use of pesticides and fertilizers. Ms. Diaz informed us we use 70 million tons of fertilizer a year and that millions of birds and fish die from pesticides, just to feed our lawns. Ms. Diaz gave us the names of many native shrubs and trees we can incorporate. She then spoke on attracting butterflies and advised us to visit the Corkscrew Swamp Sanctuary. She also warned us against using Cyprus mulch because the trees are being destroyed just to make mulch. This was a most enjoyable and informative seminar.
The Garden Club trip on January 27 was to Fort Myers to visit the Ford and Edison homes and gardens.
The February 10 meeting of the Garden Club will feature Bruce Turley who will speak on "Native Wild Flowers." On February 24 there will be a bus trip to the Bok Tower Gardens and the Al Capone Dinner Theater. The information/sign-up sheet is posted in the clubhouse, be sure to get signed up early, this trip sells out fast.


DEAR CRAFTERS
By Annette Solomon
We meet every Monday from 6 to 9 pm. We have been knitting and crocheting baby caps and baby blankets. They will be donated to Bayfront Medical. You can make these at home. See me for materials and patterns, if
needed.
Last Monday evening Nancy and Emma Hubartt showed us their lovely beadwork. They demonstrated the" necklaces, earrings and pins. Great job, Girls! Thank you.
Please visit the Florida State Fair this year from February 6 to 12, one week only. We have 23 entries submitted by women and men from our community. We hope to come home with a few ribbons.
Sign up to learn basics in crochet, knitting and counted-cross stitch. Classes are free and materials are supplied. Most of our materials have been donated by retired members of our community.
The Crafter's Club Plate Class is full! We have 32 sign-ups. The Plate Class consists of 4 sessions. The first session was held on Monday, January 26 at 6 pm.
Those who are coming to the class are asked to bring a pair of scissors and a regular size can of vegetables. All other supplies will be provided by the Club. Beck Hopkins is our energetic teacher.
Thank you for supporting our Crafter's Corner. Visit us every Wednesday before and after the luncheons. Most asked for articles are being made as fast as we can.
Please review the clubhouse bulletin board for up-dated events and guest speakers.
See you there!


SOUTHWEST TEXAS PEAR BURNERS by Joe Gerhard and El Gatos
The 2,000 acre cattle ranch and farm in Live Oak County, Texas that I grew up on and helped my father operate in the Depression Years was fenced. The north border butted up against the Nueces River, which still feeds into the Bay of Corpus Christi, Texas.
Several hundred acres of the ranch were divided into four large dry land farming fields. The rest of the Gerhard Ranch was mostly sandy, some loam, and some caliche. Nearly all was covered with live oak and mesquite trees. And, lots of brush, most of that in thickets.
Over the years since 1880 when my grandfather and my great grandmother established and operated the ranch and lands, the cattle raising greatly reduced the grasses and precipitated the proliferation of prickly pear cactus. In order to sustain herds during times of drought many ranchers permitted their cattle to eat the water-rich prickly pear cactus, the thorns of which unfortunately gave the cattle soremouth.
In 1995 I visited Live Oak County searching for information I needed to write a family history starting with 1846 when my great grandparents immigrated to Southwest Texas. The old ranch house still stood on the north end of the Gerhard ranch. The ranching was discontinued in 1952 when my father died.
I had joined the USAF in 1948. Only the old ranch house and 12 acres remained because one aunt had kept the homestead. She died and deeded it to a nephew. He did not live there. My guess then was that many old family records were stored in the old ranch house. I visited some folks on the adjacent ranch to scout out where he might be. As I drove onto that property I spied the ranch operator burning prickly pear with a pear burner, using LP gas as fuel. When I was young, my father used kerosene. A pear burner is similar to a blowtorch, but it had a gallon sized tank for kerosene and the burner was about four feet from that tank. The fuel, under pressure, was fed through a straight pipe to a hooded burner. Like a blowtorch, air was pumped into the tank.
I became interested in when and where the pear burner was invented and what did it have to do with flamethrowers used by the military in WW II, maybe before. A native of Live Oak County thought the burner was invented in the early 1900s by a local. Not so. Turned out, though, that the pear burner was patented by a Bigfoot, Texas resident named John Bunyan Blackwell. His invention in the period referred to above gained widespread use, and a plant to manufacture it was opened. I still wonder if Blackwell's invention was the forerunner of the military flamethrower, used primarily, I think, to shoot flames into caves and other places occupied by enemy soldiers.
One personal note. As a lad, I engaged in another method of burning the thorns off prickly pear. I, and others, wielded machetes to chop down prickly pear. Then, speared the cactus with pitchforks and held the large leaves over a nearby wood fire. Next, the singed prickly pear was tossed to hungry cattle huddled nearby.
Ed. Note: Joe?’s research also shows that the Chinese had rudimentary flamethrowers in the 600s?’, along with gunpowder.


LINE DANCE UPDATE - by Norine Fisher
For the new dancers who came to dance and stayed with it, we were glad you did. The more the merrier. And for those who danced in the past with our group, you really got into it.
It's surprising that when the music starts, you get right back in step. Like something that will always be with you.
For those of you who missed our January start, it may be too late to catch up. Just remember, practice does make for good dancing.


POTPOURRI ?– compiled at the Editor?’s desk with additional contributions from many, including Lucy LaBerge, Conrad Weiser, Marilyn Waltz, Kay Sebek et al)
Thought ?– Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffer-ring.
Word Definitions ?– Smile; a curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Things to think About ?– A sobering thought... A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Truths ?– People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.
Old Times ?– If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store!
Words to Live By ?– Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. George Carlin


PAR SEEKERS GOLF
By Mike Regan
Hello all you Duffers! As you already know, we are off to a great fun-filled season. The results from our yearly Canadian Open, held on January 29, will be posted in the March Forecaster.
Pete Lambert, our Events Chairman, has some fun contests lined up for the coming months, so please check the bulletin board for dates and sign-up. This month will see the US Open and a Four-Person Best Ball Tournament.
Our Golf Banquet will be held Monday, March 22. The time is yet to be determined and will be posted.
We are looking for a few volunteers to help us out. Our Bylaws and Playing Rules need to be updated, most of them pertain to when we golfed at Hall of Fame Golf Course.
Also, a nominating committee of volunteers needs to be established to select officers for the corning two years. Please contact me if you can help on these two committees.
Thank you, and remember to have fun.


THE WISDOM OF CHILDRENhe ?– submitted by Marilyn Waltz
When a person's temper gets the best of them it reveals the worst of them.
I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"
"NO!" the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day mowed the yard and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"
Once more they all answered, "NO!"
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?"
Once more they all answered, "NO!"
"Well," I continued, impressed that they were a much more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, "then how can I get into heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"

EVER WONDER: submitted by Howard Roush
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic wins Lottery?"
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole
plane out of that stuff?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


HOW LIFE CHANGES (a little cynical talk here......but only too true) submitted by Gerri Bassett
Another year has passed and we're all a little older.
Last summer felt much hotter and last winter so much colder.
I rack my brain for happy thoughts, to put down on my pad,
But lots of things that come to mind just make me kind of sad.
There was a time not long ago when life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand about "Living in the Past."
We used to go to weddings, football games and brunches.
Now we go to funeral homes, and after-funeral brunches.
We used to have hangovers, from parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches to while the night away.
We used to go out dining, and couldn't get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags, come home and take a pill.
We used to often travel to places near and far.
Now we get sore asses from riding in the car.
We used to go out shopping for new clothing at the Mall
Now we never bother...all the sizes are too small.
We used to go to nightclubs and drink a little booze.
Now we stay at home at night and watch the evening news.
That, my friend is how life is, and now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up...before you get too old!


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COMMUNITY NOTICES
There is located at the maintenance shed on Mount Piney Avenue an air pump which you may use to
inflate your bicycle tires.

Newspapers and Magazine Recycling
All newspapers are to be placed in the newspaper bins. Please do not put brown paper or plastic
bags in the newspaper bins. The bins are only for newspapers.
A magazine bin is located at the storage compound on Americana Drive. Please take all your
magazines to this bin.
Phone books should be taken to the dumpster on Mt. Piney. Do not put them in with your regular trash.
Aluminum Cans/Can TOPS and Scrap Metal
Please put these out on Tuesdays only, or late Monday evening for very early Tuesday pick-up, or take to one of the Old Timers Aluminum sheds. Do not put in the garbage compactor. It is for household garbage only. As the sale of aluminum contributes money to our social activities, please take the effort to segregate the cans from the regular trash. Aluminum can tops/tabs can be placed in a container in the clubhouse.
Yard Brush and Tree Trimmings
Pick up days are Tuesday and Friday. Place all brush and tree trimmings at the side of the road separate from the garbage. It must be contained in trash bags, plastic containers or bundled.
Dumpster The dumpster at the Mount Piney location is for the use of residents who have scrap materials from work that they themselves have done. Contractors doing renovations or repairs to your property are to remove any such materials from the community and dispose of it at their cost.


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Kitchen Krewe .Ice Machines -To all residents and guests. Do not use ice from the kitchen
supply for your personal home use. Use ice from the ice machine in the Mt. Piney Avenue laundry. Ice in the kitchen is required for activities in the Hall and Atrium. Traffic through the kitchen area creates sanitary problems.
Betty Chase -Kitchen Manager