A small zoo in North Carolina obtained a very rare species of
gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined
the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there
was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo
Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a liberal part-time worker
responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most
liberals, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a
female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a
solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be
willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some
interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under five conditions: "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna
kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever'
> T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition. "Third",
> he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again
> readily agreed to this condition. "Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want
> all the children raised XXXXXXXXX." Once again it was agreed.
> "And last," Bobby Lee said, ......... "I'll need another week to come
> up with the $500.00." |
